Hey Slow Joe - Tessensohn Road

Ultimate grilled cheese sandwich with a crispy, salty, buttery exterior & oozy cheese inside

Double espresso with fresh milk, no sugar added

Coffee with milk & double ristretto

Refreshing iced beverge with double espresso

Ceremonial grade matcha that is hand whisked for the perfect smoothness

*LIMITED QUANTITY* Niko Neko’s ceremonial grade matcha with homemade banana pudding topped generously with biscoff crumbs. Rich, smooth & not too sweet!

Herbed chicken ham slices atop melty savory mushroom medley on toast

Ultimate grilled cheese sandwich with a crispy, salty, buttery exterior & oozy cheese inside

Fresh avocado on sourdough toast, creamy & fluffy scrambled eggs with side salad

Sourdough, creamy & fluffy scrambled eggs, mushroom medley with cherry tomatoes

Toasted almond flakes, green apples & cranberries on a bed of Mesclun Greens tossed in roasted sesame dressing topped with cherry tomatoes

Crunchy peanut butter & caramelised bananas sandwiched between 2 sourdough toast 🤤

Crunchy biscoff spread & caramelised bananas sandwiched between 2 sourdough toast 🤤

Flaky croissant with ham and creamy scrambled eggs.

All Halal ingredients used

Crusty, tangy, and perfectly baked—simply irresistible!

2 slices of sourdough toasts

Pure Sugarless Cold Pressed Juice made with apple, strawberries, & ginger

Pure Sugarless cold pressed juice made with green apple & celery

Pure Sugarless Cold Pressed Orange juice

Pure Sugarless Cold Pressed Apple, Beetroot & Carrot Juice

Pure Sugarless Cold Pressed Juice made with Watermelon & a dust of magic!

Pure Sugarless Cold Pressed Apple, Strawberry, Banana Juice

Pure Sugarless Cold Pressed Pineapple, Lemon & Cucumber Juice

A delightful, refreshing orange chocolate pairing with an espresso shot added! Absolutely addictive!

Perfectly balanced floral bandung latte topped with vibrant rose foam 🌹

Sweetened latte, perfect balance between sweetness & creaminess

Comes with double espresso

Double shot of rich, golden espresso

Coffee with milk & double ristretto

Silky vanilla latte with a cozy twist.

Indulge in our creamy Hazelnut Latte, exclusively at Hey Slow Joe.

A Chai Latte mixed with an exotic blend of Chai spices, double espresso & hot steamed Oat milk. Chai spices include cardamon, star anise, nutmeg, cloves, black pepper, etc.

Coffee with milk that's sweetened with chocolate & double espresso

Small milk beverage with a single ristretto

A delightful, refreshing orange chocolate pairing with an espresso shot added! Absolutely addictive!

Rich, creamy coffee indulgence.

Single origin espresso over icy cold tonic water topped with a fresh lemon wheel. Perfect balance of acidity and sweetness from the coffee. The most refreshing & addictive coffee beverage!

Perfectly balanced floral bandung latte topped with vibrant rose foam 🌹

Sweetened latte, perfect balance between sweetness & creaminess

Double espresso with fresh milk, no sugar added

Refreshing iced beverge with double espresso

Creamy iced latte with rich vanilla flavor.

Luscious iced latte with a rich hazelnut hint.

Perfect combination of espresso & rich chocolate for a velvety smoothness

An Iced Chai Latte mixed with an exotic blend of Chai spices, double espresso & cold Oat milk. Chai spices include cardamon, star anise, nutmeg, cloves, black pepper, etc.

A shot of dark, rich ristretto poured gently over cold fresh milk, creating a beautiful dirty, messy, sexy look

Hearty Impossible cottage pie, rich and savory.

Hearty Shepherd's Pie packed with savory flavors.

Savory and rich beef curry filled pie.

Flaky crust filled with chock-full of rich, creamy mushrooms & chunky chicken in béchamel sauce

*LIMITED QUANTITY* Niko Neko’s Hojicha with homemade banana pudding topped generously with biscoff crumbs. Rich, smooth & not too sweet!

*LIMITED QUANTITY* Niko Neko’s ceremonial grade matcha with homemade banana pudding topped generously with biscoff crumbs. Rich, smooth & not too sweet!

Ceremonial grade matcha that is hand whisked for the perfect smoothness with a shot of espresso

Ceremonial grade matcha that is hand whisked for the perfect smoothness with a shot of espresso

Roasted green tea that is hand whisked for the perfect smoothness with a shot of espresso

Roasted green tea that is hand whisked for the perfect smoothness with a shot of espresso

The best ceremonial grade matcha latte sweetened with strawberry

Finest breakfast tea, with rich vanilla and rare spices

Finest breakfast tea, with rich vanilla and rare spices

Fragrant South African theine-free red tea with sweet rose blossoms accented by raw berries, with lingering aftertaste of ripe peaches

Fragrant South African theine-free red tea with sweet rose blossoms accented by raw berries, with lingering aftertaste of ripe peaches

Fragrant & refreshing tea using premium tea leaves, perfectly blended with suave and strong Sahara mint

Fragrant & refreshing tea using premium tea leaves, perfectly blended with suave and strong Sahara mint

A delightful, refreshing orange chocolate pairing. Absolutely addictive!

A delightful, refreshing orange chocolate pairing. Absolutely addictive!

Refreshing, sweet & creamy avocado shake with a dash of gula melaka for the perfect balance

Sparkling & refreshing raspberry elderflower fizz

Creamy vanilla indulgence.

Creamy, rich chocolate milkshake for the perfect indulgence.

Creamy vanilla ice cream blended with crunchy biscoff cookies !

Creamy peanut butter delight.

Creamy Nutella delight in every sip!

A careful selection of the highest-grade black tea leaves infused with milk, lightly sweetened for that rich, velvety smoothness. Creamy with a gentle, light floral aroma.

Refreshing, creamy & topped with fresh ripe mango cubes; the perfect treat for mango lovers!

A careful selection of the highest-grade black tea leaves infused with milk, lightly sweetened for that rich, velvety smoothness. Creamy with a gentle, light floral aroma.

Rich, flavourful chocolate drink that wraps you snuggly like a warm blanket.

Rich, flavourful chocolate drink for all occasions

An exotic blend of spices to wake up the senses. Spices include cardamon, star anise, nutmeg, cloves, black pepper, etc.

An exotic blend of spices to wake up the senses. Spices include cardamon, star anise, nutmeg, cloves, black pepper, etc.

Ceremonial grade matcha that is hand whisked for the perfect smoothness

Ceremonial grade matcha that is hand whisked for the perfect smoothness

Roasted green tea that is hand whisked for the perfect smoothness

Roasted green tea that is hand whisked for the perfect smoothness

Delightfully refreshing & thirst-quenching, our all-time favourite lemonade with a twist, infused with blue pea flower. Lightly sweetened. 100% handmade

Delightfully refreshing, our all-time favourite lemonade with a twist. Lightly sweetened. 100% handmade

Refreshing Iced Cold Brew Tea with floral, apricot & peach notes

Best dairy-free alternative milk you’ve been waiting for. It’s perfectly balanced: creamy enough for a rich mouthfeel, but also neutral enough to allow your coffee and tea notes to shine through. Oh, it’s also ridiculously malty. Like, so nuttily good that you can totally have it on its own too.

Great alternative for people with lactose intolerance so you can enjoy the delicious of natural sweetness milk without upsetting your stomach!

330ml

330ml

Smooth & creamy, sprinkled with Biscoff cookie crumbs for extra texture

Silky smooth, rich & creamy matcha ganache encased in a crisp chocolate tart shell. Made with Niko Neko ceremonial grade matcha.

Crunchy hazelnut praline feuilletine base topped with the finest-grade dark chocolate ganache

Creamy milk chocolate infused with the finest-grade Earl Grey tea leaves, a perfect treat for tea & chocolate lovers

Sweet, buttery crunch with a savoury nutty flavour. Topped with a pecan nut

A refreshing delight, with a perfect balance of sweet & zesty

Flaky, buttery croissant. Perfect snack or breakfast.

Rich, creamy & fluffy; lightly sweetened mascarpone with an irresistible coffee flavour. Dusted with delicious cocoa powder. It’s our classic all time fav tiramisu ☕️

Cream cheese filling sandwiched in between layers of soft & moist zesty lemon cake loaded with plump blueberries; topped with buttery brown sugar crumble. The ideal not-too-sweet treat

Tender, moist, flavourful & layered with chai apple slices & topped with a buttery chai streusel

Buttery semolina and almond cake topped with toasted almond flakes & rose petals

Rich & buttery goodness

Wonderfully moist, tender & flavourful; a crowd-pleaser that is loaded with the natural sweetness of ripe bananas, crunchy walnuts & a touch of cinnamon

Gooey, delightfully sweet, rich brown butter blondie, topped with generous swirls of Nutella spread

Rich, fudgy, & gooey dark chocolate brownies infused with espresso, a perfect dessert treat for coffee & chocolate lovers

Soft, fudgy, dark chocolate brownies filled with peanut butter, topped with peanut butter swirl & a tiny Reese peanut butter cup

Delight in our tangy Lemon Yuzu Muffin!

Indulge in rich, decadent double chocolate delight.

Lush Blueberry Cheesecake Muffin - a sweet delight!

Delicious maple-infused muffin with crunchy walnuts.

Tasting notes: Milk Chocolate, Grapefruit Acidity. Processing method: Natural

Designed for cone shaped 02 coffee drippers. Made in Japan

Perfectly designed paper filters for a clean, flavorful brew for Kalita Wave drippers. Made in Japan

Dual sided tote bag